i ship
everyone/roxy’s snores
Kim || ♀ || 17 || Singapore || Thief of Mind || may be NSFW || 

i ship
everyone/roxy’s snores
oH MY GOD BABBIES?? FUCKING OTP I CAAAAAAN’T EVEN OID’M SSOBING?/
I…
I hope I wasn’t the first to do this.
new otp
MY NAME IS NUBS MCSHOUTY
IF YOU FIND MY POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW
FUCK YOU THAT’S BLOOD, SHITSTAINED ASSNUGGETS. YOU JUST FOLLOWED A FUCKING TRAIL OF BLOOD YOU SICK HUMAN FREAKS.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING POT OF GOLD IS IT’S BROKEN HOPES AND DREAMS FOR ALL OF YOUR SHIT FILLED…
And his actual name is something like “Whats-his-face whats-his-shit”? >:?
Is she implying that all the guys in the alpha timeline are somehow LAME in comparison to KARKAT?
I’m sorry. I laughed. I laughed way more than I should have.
(Source: roxylalondeseyelashes)
lETS TAKE A FEW MOMENTS HERE AND APPRECIATE SHORT DIRK STANDING NEXT TO JAKE
(Source: blueboxfrog)
Vinny Santorini (Atlantis: the Lost Empire) // We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.
You got anything sporty, like a tuna?
also…the villian
and………a bonus!
Effie: I VOLUNTEER. I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
Capitol: You can’t do that, you’re an Escort.
Effie: We could do it, you know. Take off. Live in the woods.
Mahogany: They’d catch us.
Effie: Maybe not.
Mahogany: We wouldn’t make it five miles. I’m a table.Saddest love story ever.
I’M A TABLE.
(Source: loveandlore)